Friday, December 08, 2006

Thankfully, It's Illegal Now

I love the city where I live. We pass the best and most crucial laws.

Per the Columbus Dispatch:

From now on, rubdowns in Columbus must come with clothes on. Not yours — the masseuse's.
The requirement that masseuses and masseurs must be clothed when giving massages became law last night after unanimous approval from the Columbus City Council. The change was prompted by state-licensed massage therapists and police who said that it was becoming increasingly common for unlicensed masseuses to use the rubs as a prelude to prostitution.


Like I said in the newsroom, at least it was unanimously passed.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Back to the PJ kick again...move on

Anonymous said...

Just in case you didn't pick it up on the wire, Larry Legend (LL) turned 50 on Thursday. It has been 20 years since the Celtics won an NBA Championship. And it looks like Celtic fans are in for a long exile from the sacred ground.